Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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