David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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