Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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