So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just want to make out with him forever
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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