what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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