found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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