'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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