can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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