I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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