Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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