yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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