you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
false alarm, still single
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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