you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
We are two peas in an std pod
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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