Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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