Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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