On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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