considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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