Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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