D3 body, D1 cock
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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