Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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