Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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