no, he came in my armpit
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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