i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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