at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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