separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
He's a Shit stain on my heart
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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