I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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