Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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