singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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