what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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