The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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