Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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