Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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