i don't like sucking hair
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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