Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
a search helicopter?!
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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