Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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