Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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