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i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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