i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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