The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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