I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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