dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Randomize
