apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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