If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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