I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
My ass is underappreciated
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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