Are we in a gay sports bar?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
