READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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