so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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