I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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