Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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