Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
