waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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