I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Holy shit dude........stairs
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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